don't be sad, I know you will

1. The elderly, babies and dogs are still happy to see you. (act like it's enough).

2. Order a Virgin Mary statue for the backyard. Say "there are catalogs for this," there are stores down the street.

3. Say that there used to be: a sparkle, a glimmer, a body, a laugh.

4. Let anyone tell you that 1) you are lying 2) they are doing you a favor 3) this is an adult decision 4) you are being dramatic for no reason. Do not ask if they know how to act (clearly they do not) Do not tell them you know exactly how many days.

Meet in a Starbucks, a hotel, a cafe, an apartment with a view of the empire state building.

The apartment will have one of the ugliest views you've seen in your life. Explain that for three months your view was just a brick wall ut there were two birds.

Meet in a rare bookstore, in the back of a dive bar, at the opening of some obscure artists obscure opening.

Tell the artist "I ordered a Virgin Mary Statue you should act like it's enough." tell the artist "I have never been a fan of light displays. I was not raised on buildings."

He will think you are being charming. He will think you made the whole thing up. His wife will ask a lot of questions. Smile.

5. Answer everyone the same way. The same way you answer the elderly, babies and dogs.